Spelling Skills or What?

So, people are asking me, how exactly did I get my absolutely fabulous spelling skills? I mean, I never mess up desert and DESSERT. Well, to find out, just ask my third great teacher. You see, my favorite teacher ever is a desert lover like I am. She however, is not a great speller. Therefore, she needed a spelling trick to figure out how to spell dessert. (As opposed to desert.) You see, desert has one s. The desert has many icky creatures such as rattlesnakes, lizards, and frogs. I don't know about you, but I for one certainly don't want a lot of these. However, desserts are amazing. They have two ss's. You want more dessert, so you want more ss's! Its as simple as that!